The RPG Machine

Anyone who reads this blog should know that I am a pretty big fan of RPGs. A large part of my love of the SNES is due to it being probably the best RPG console to ever exist. The SNES library is glutted with great–and not so great–RPGs. More so than anything else, the SNES is great for RPGs.

That is not to say that subsequent consoles haven’t also had great RPGs. With the exception of the N64 they all have and I guess even the N64 had Paper Mario and Ogre Battle if you squint to make it count. The SNES, though, has an overabundance of all-time great games from the genre.

By my reckoning, there are 4 categories of SNES RPGs. The first are the “disputed” ones. These are the games that aren’t widely considered classics, but so have supporters, often vocal ones. This group covers most of the SNES’s RPGs. Games like the Breath of Fire or Lufia series. These are the games that you know one person who swears they are amazing, but most everyone else could take them or leave them. Some have tried to tell me that Breath of Fire II is a classic on par with the systems greats, but this is just not true. BoF II is too grindy and the translation it too mangled for the game to be anything but mediocre. My personal hobbyhorse in this category is Secret of Evermore. Despite longstanding hatred for not being Secret of Mana 2, I’d say that Secret of Evermore is a damn fine game. In fact, I like it more than Secret of Mana. I realize, though, that I can’t change the established narrative that they are the classic Secret of Mana and Secret of Evermore is its bad, or at the very least misguided, semi follow-up. That is how the disputed group works. History has already judged these games and found them wanting, but there will always be those that claim Final Fantasy Mystic Quest is the “secret best” SNES Final Fantasy game. It makes all the games I’ve mentioned, and many more, worth a look, though you most likely find many of them to be not to your taste. However, there is the chance that you might find one of them to be a hidden classic.

The next group are the “great, but” games. This is a much smaller group than the one before it. These are the games that would be truly great, save for one flaw (or several small flaws). Like Secret of Mana and the fact that you can almost see the seams where large parts of the game were removed and the surrounding part sewn together. Or Super Mario RPG and its goddamn infuriating isometric platforming sections. Or Final Fantasy 2 and the fact that it is not Final Fantasy 3. My experience with FF2 really is a tragedy. After spending years wanting to play that game, I didn’t end up getting the chance to until after I had played FF3 and Chrono Trigger and next to them, it felt primitive and shallow. All of these games are definitely worth playing, though.

The third group is the “unimpeachable classics.” I say there are only three games in this group: Chrono Trigger, Earthbound and Final Fantasy III. Not only are these the three best RPGs on the SNES, I would say they are the three best RPGs, period. There are plenty of games on a similar level, but none that are genuinely better. Chrono Trigger is elegant. It is graphically stunning with a straightforward story and a deceptively complex battle system. Earthbound is truly unique (other than its Japan only sequel) with its modern setting and often absurd sense of humor. Final Fantasy 3 is simply bursting at the seams with game. The party has more than 12 members but never feels bloated, each with unique skills, as if they split each of the jobs from the previous game into its own character. There is a 20-hour game that climaxes before opening before another 20-hour game. All three of the games have terrific music. Everyone should play these three games, as often as possible. I make a point of playing 2 of the 3 every year.

The last group is the “not available” group. There are the numerous, numerous games that never made the trek across the ocean. It is lead by Final Fantasy 5, Dragon Warriors 5 & 6 and Seiken Densetsu 3 (Secret of Mana 2). Many of these games have since made it to America, but they will never be truly part of the SNES experience here. Many of them are great games; some have inflated reputations due to their inaccessibility. No matter the quality, the sheer number of games that we didn’t get–RPGs for the sake of this post, but there are many other games as well–is a tragedy.

Overall, there are so many great or nearly great RPGs for the SNES. I am not one to say that the genre has not evolved since the SNES days, but the games on this system were such a large part of shaping my tastes in video games that I cannot but consider it the best RPG console.

Top 20 SNES Songs

My week long celebration of the SNES’s 20th needs more than just three short posts, so I am going to supplement that with a pair of quick, but well considered, Top 20 lists.

This first one is a list of my 20 favorite pieces of music from SNES games. I have limited it to no more than 2 from any one game and no more than 3 from any one series to keep me from filling it with just Zelda and Chrono Trigger tracks. I am sure there are plenty of songs that I’m forgetting, and you can yell at me about them in the comments section, but here are the ones I didn’t forget:

 

20:  Stickerbrush Symphony – Donkey Kong Country 2.  I may not like the game that much, but the music is tits.

19:  Dedede’s Theme – Kirby Super Star.  I had to have Kirby on here, and Green Greens is too easy

18:  Fillmore – ActRaiser.  I haven’t played the game enough, but it sounds great.

17:  Dark World – Legend of Zelda:  A Link to the Past.  Why did I put this so low?  Because I forgot it until just before I was finished.

16: Brinstar (red soil) – Super Metriod.  Too goddamn great.  Perfectly moody.

15:  Big Blue – F-Zero.  Listen to it, I don’t need to add anything.

14: Storm Eagle – Mega Man X.  Mega Man always had great music, the SNES changed nothing about that.

13: Red Wings – Final Fantasy 2.  Take that Imperial March.

12: Leave Time for Love – Secret of Mana.  Secret of Mana is obligatory.  I like this one.

11: Memories of Green – Chrono Trigger.  You could replace this with any other song on the Chrono Trigger Soundtrack, save one.

10:  Buy Something Will Ya! – Earthbound.  Earthbound’s music is as idiosyncratic as the rest of the game.

9: Title Theme – Super Mario World.  I love it all, let’s just start with this one.

8: Lower Norfair – Super Metriod.  Even if the game wasn’t nearly perfect, this would make it worth playing.

7: Celes – Final Fantasy 3.  I recognize their cheesiness, but I love the opera scene and Celes suicide a lot.

6: Simon’s Theme – Super Castlevania 4.  There is no more perfect fit of game and music.

5:  Spark Mandrill – Mega Man X.  Best 16-bit butt rock? I think so.

4: Boy Meets Girl – Earthbound.  Simply perfect.

3: Hyrule Field – Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.

2: Clash on the Big Bridge – Final Fantasy 5.

1: Frog’s Theme – Chrono Trigger.

Yeah, that’s it.  This list already turned into much more work than I expected.  Tomorrow I should have something more substantial.